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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...
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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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