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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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