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Ticked Off Tree

When nature gives you a cold shoulder

Ticked Off Tree thanks to Karen Moore

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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