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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas


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