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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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