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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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