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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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