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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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