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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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