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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein


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