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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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