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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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