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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

The superior man is distressed by his want of ability. - Confucius

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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