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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

What do you get for a man who has everything? Penicillin. - Henny Youngman

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown


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