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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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