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Workplace Hazards in Tasmania thanks to Skippy Flink

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania thanks to Skippy Flink

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania thanks to Skippy Flink

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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