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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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