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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

Devil sky brings cloudy outlook

Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Never let your guard down...

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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