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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

Devil sky brings cloudy outlook

Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Never let your guard down...

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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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