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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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