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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt


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