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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux


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