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Candle-lit Christmas Tree

German and Danish tradition of candles on the Christmas Tree

Candle-lit Christmas Tree thanks to Hans Pagels

Doesn't it look beautiful!

Candle-lit Christmas Tree thanks to Hans Pagels

Oops - one of them 'drooped' ... Fire hazard of the Season - time to build another house...

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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