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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

Motorcyclist with mirror strategy

Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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