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Diverse Women Drivers

My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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