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Diverse Women Drivers

My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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