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Diverse Women Drivers

My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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