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Diverse Women Drivers

My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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