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Dog Walking - Remotely

Walking the dog AND watching the game!

Dog Walking - Remotely thanks to Karen Moore

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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