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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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