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Foot Sign Language

Putting your best foot forward?

Foot Sign Language thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Use this sign the next time you're asked to 'foot' the bill

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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