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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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