#1 humor site on the 'net

Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

QuotaBills
Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


Coffee Days

Marathon Runner Tip

Seaweed Burger

Blinker Fluid

Doc In A Box

One At A Time

Life And Beer Are Very Similar

Redneck Speed Bump

Studley Tool Chest

Shopping With Your Husband

PEI Weather

Math Lab Bust

Political Floor

Redneck Winter Tires

Fish Fingers

Costco Beach Towel

Handwritting

Down Under Statue

Random Acts Of Kindness (RAK) Day

Detroit Discovery

Spit Priorities

Enjoy The View

Locks Of Love

So You Want A Day Off