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Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

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