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Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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