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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Edith, hold it! You are invading the issue. - Archie Bunker

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever. - Mandy Hampton

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. - Richard Armour

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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