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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

Rome didn't create an Empire by holding meetings - they did it by killing their enemies. - Chris Johnson

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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