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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever. - Mandy Hampton

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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