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Hoppy Easter

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Hoppy Easter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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