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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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