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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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