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How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work

Are you a workaholic or the secretary?

How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work thanks to Vernon Moll

Some days it just takes a little longer to park her car

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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