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How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work

Are you a workaholic or the secretary?

How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work thanks to Vernon Moll

Some days it just takes a little longer to park her car

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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