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Impossible Object

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

The true champion believes in the impossible. - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Everything is always impossible before it works. - Albert Schweitzer

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. - L Ron Hubbard

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke


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