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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

I believe because it is impossible. - Tertullian

The impossible is often the untried. - Jim Goodwin

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

No one is expected to achieve the impossible. - French Proverb

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis Of Assisi

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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