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Impossible Object

Easy to draw but impossible to build

Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

The true champion believes in the impossible. - Unknown

To believe a thing impossible is to make it so. - Unknown

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Unknown

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The impossible is only relevant to those who never attempt it, otherwise it is abstract and meaningless. - John Paul Warren

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis Of Assisi

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all. - J K Rowling

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I'll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I'm afraid it could be taken away. - Suzanne Collins

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields


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