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Life Sucks

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Life Sucks thanks to Karen Moore

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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson


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