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Life Sucks

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Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

The magnetosphere sucks. - Unknown

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

All life is 6 to 5 against. - Damon Runyon

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

You must ruthlessly eliminate hurry from your life. - Dallas Willard

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

If I see something sagging, bagging, and dragging, I'm going to nip it, tuck it, and suck it. - Dolly Parton

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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