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Lottery Keys thanks to Bill Wellbelove

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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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