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Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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