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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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