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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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