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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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