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Nemo Found at Japanese Sushi Bar

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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