Only in Las Vegas
Quickie Drive-Thru Weddings
(A) The Little White Chapel's Drive Up Wedding Window, Wedding Wonderland, 1301 Las Vegas Blvd, Las Vegas, Nevada - Good enough for Joan Collins & Michael Jordan
(B) The Chapel Of Love's 'SAY I DO' Wedding Drive Thru, 1431 Las Vegas Blvd, Las Vegas, Nevada
Quick weddings in Las Vegas
QuotaBillsMarriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf