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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor


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