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Parking Spot For Women

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Parking Spot For Women thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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