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Prison Olympics - Razor Wire High Jumping

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Prison Olympics - Razor Wire High Jumping thanks to Shawn Bullock

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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