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Redneck Car Lock

Bubba spares no expense to protect his vehicle

Redneck Car Lock thanks to Bob Tasse

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There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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