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Redneck's Open Range

Home On The Range - if you live in Wyoming

Redneck's Open Range thanks to Karen Moore

A sign of the times in the dust bowl

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

The best armor is to keep out of range. - Italian Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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