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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn

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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn thanks to Karen Moore

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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