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The way of the pioneer is always rough. - Harvey S. Firestone

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca


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