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Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude!

'Fall' Leaves - Childish leap of faith

Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude! thanks to Karen Moore

Little Johnny wondered how long it would take to later clean up the leaves

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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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