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Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude!

'Fall' Leaves - Childish leap of faith

Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude! thanks to Karen Moore

Little Johnny wondered how long it would take to later clean up the leaves

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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