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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

Introducing the company Work Break

Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill. - Archie Bunker

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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