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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill. - Archie Bunker

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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