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When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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