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Weightlifting du Jour

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


Pole Clock

Donut Holes

Insect Food Fight

Living At C Level

Little Johnny Bath

Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam

Fried Eggs - Military Style

Motorvation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

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