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This cat may be strong, but smell isn't everything

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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