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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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