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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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