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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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