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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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