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Fate is character. - William Winter

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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