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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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