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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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