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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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