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Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best days are still out in front of you. - Joel Osteen

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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