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If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

All things truly wicked start from innocence. - Ernest Hemingway

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Once you start describing nothingness, you end up with somethingness. - Mark Strand

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. - Woody Allen

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis Of Assisi

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best days are still out in front of you. - Joel Osteen

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher


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