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Wedding Cake For The Submissive Husband

His problems started on his wedding day

Wedding Cake For The Submissive Husband thanks to Vikky Levan

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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