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World's Tallest Woman

What does a 320 pound woman look like?

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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