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Wrong Way Train

Train derail-meant - your last train ride

Wrong Way Train thanks to Karen Moore

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Last will and tentacle - Archie Bunker

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins. - Brian Moore

In her last days, Gertrude Stein resembled a spoiled pear. - Gore Vidal

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Tell 'em we're all decreased - we went last night in a suicide pact. - Archie Bunker

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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