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A Man Named Fred

So many degrees and so few last names

A Man Named Fred thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Does this Dingaling ring a bell?

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Better name for the general practitioner might be multispecialist. - Martin H. Fischer

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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