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Bear's Submarine Patrol

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Bear's Submarine Patrol thanks to Leslie Mercado

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." - Steven Wright

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone


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