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Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!

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Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!! thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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