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City Work Crew's Slow Day

Tax dollars put to good use: 6 Safety Watchers to 1 Worker

City Work Crew's Slow Day thanks to Bob Tasse

City workers 'Work To Rule' in Gatineau, Quebec

When you need a 2 1/2 ft. street border, call on the city safety crew

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

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