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City Work Crew's Slow Day

Tax dollars put to good use: 6 Safety Watchers to 1 Worker

City Work Crew's Slow Day thanks to Bob Tasse

City workers 'Work To Rule' in Gatineau, Quebec

When you need a 2 1/2 ft. street border, call on the city safety crew

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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