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City Work Crew's Slow Day

Tax dollars put to good use: 6 Safety Watchers to 1 Worker

City Work Crew's Slow Day thanks to Bob Tasse

City workers 'Work To Rule' in Gatineau, Quebec

When you need a 2 1/2 ft. street border, call on the city safety crew

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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