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Coke's Special Ingredients

Finally - the secret to Coca Cola's success revealed!

Coke's Special Ingredients thanks to Bob Tasse

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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