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Domino's Delivers Everywhere

Looks like you can get Domino's Pizza anywhere

Domino's Delivers Everywhere thanks to Darwin McKee

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Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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